Luggage vs Clutches.....

I was asked to address an epidemic that is sweeping the PM nation: Girls carrying big ass bags/purses to night clubs, lounges, etc. Oh yes, this is a toxic issue that should be controlled IMMEDIATELY. Here are some remedies to cure the "Big Bag Epidemic".....

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Ladies (and some gentlemen)....how are you going to be dancing on table tops if your lugging around these big ass bags? And yes I know all the big bags are hot but please save them for your day looks.....

All cured!